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Unicorn
02:44
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And All my friends, they dont understand, (but they talk about it)
Just jealous! they cant braid their hair in your mane in that field over there
Now in your stable im not able to hold these positions I one did
When I was young before the kids
You’ve been horny all your life
I’ve been a bottom all of mine
Why don’t we cast these doubts aside?!
And be together if only one night
And be together
And be together till the end of time
Ive got a need for this magical steed and it is mine
The rumors are true, its true love and you must keep it tight
I question my progeny and ask: you want to call them mommy?
Just dont ask us to cook or clean, we live to serve each others bodies,
You’ve been horny all your life
I’ve been a bottom all of mine
Why don’t we cast these doubts aside?!
And be together till the end of time
Whoa, how I long to be under the trampling of your feet, in this illogical plain
where we can focus on the pain
I came, conceptually. it was so hard to breathe
You are so much more than a unicorn looking to score
Keeping time inside a world that doesnt want you anymore
I’m so lost without you
You’ve been horny all your life
I’ve been a bottom all of mine
Why don’t we cast these doubts aside?!
And be together till the end of time
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(An Endorsement)
00:21
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Mouth
02:29
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Do you remember when we were 16, when our backs didn’t hurt and our knees didn’t creak?
In the before times Carson Daly and his black nail polish told me I was safe, but how was Britney?
Rode hard, put away wet but I ain’t finished yet, ill be skanking till the night is over
I used to see you out at shows, the most punk one that I know
Hey man, time is a circle, not a lifetime ago!
If I could do it all again, I wouldn’t do it different except for buying that pyramid scheme
Essential oils, acrylic nails, these nutrition supplements have failed!
Now I can barely touch my toes or fit these LuLaRoes’
Rode hard, put away wet but I ain’t finished yet, ill be skanking till the night is over
I used to see you out at shows, the most punk one that I know
Hey, time is a circle. And while you think about that, check out this breakdown:
And we used to be at shows, impossible to know future losses in MLM’s
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This Medical Debt
03:47
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Woke up with a runny nose which quickly turned into infection, which in turn put me into a deep depression.
When I saw my PCP they said they had no room for me! “but I pay the salaries of CEOs this robbery!”
Half alive but still breathing - the other half already dead
I never learned to swim and I’m drowning, kids inherit this medical debt.
The greatest cannot lose, these defenses prove someone is expendable
At the bottom of the pole, these premiums save our souls
I’ve got One-thousand dollar penis creme, but still that wasnt good enough for me!
How was I supposed know that my genitals had these allergies?
And its been too long since my physical where I was diagnosed an addiction to
the pain it takes to pay these prescription co-pays for my family
Half alive but still breathing - the other half already dead
I never learned to swim and I’m drowning, kids inherit this medical debt.
The greatest cannot lose, these defenses prove someone is expendable
At the bottom of the pole, these premiums save our souls
If it’s falling off i just duct tape it on
I’m an American male i must appear to be strong
And this mental fitness, you must bear witness
so i can’t be depressed or admit I was wrong
Now it’s fallen off, and I am freaking out, like an American male, Im so full of doubt
now it hurts so bad, and I’m really sad, only when I am dead, I’ll admit I was wrong.
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GMO's
03:26
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Would you believe me if I tried to convince you that I’m right?
I did my research, ive seen the light, unsubscribed from sheeple, my foil hat fits tight
No 5G for me please! Theres computers in the vaccine! I heard it all on facebook and haunting Hannitys dreams.
Look across the lake! There’s no arc for christs sake! This earth is as flat as the graph of our wages adjusted for inflation!
Im vibing higher than you can even vibe
Forming opinions I aint afraid to hide
Like, whomst the lizards with secrets to hide
I did my research. I said that right
Oh, and skinny polar bears are crisis-actresses, who reassigned their gender
To appease satanic abortionists.
I dont do what Im told
Got an embroidered hat and a sign to hold
Human or oil? Like the monster from ferngully on video
And my VCR is broken once again
In a conspiracy by big DVD….or was it betamax or lazerdisc?
You reap what you sew, you eat what you grow
And Shorter penises are attributed to the proliferation of GMO’s
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Cochlea-Cola
03:32
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Ur brains small and your pecker is big, evolved long enough to make sense of it
Got nothing to do but peck and scratch, preen your new sisters feathers she can’t reach on on her back
That one ain’t moved in months, better check her butt for bugs
she said cluck x 3 well ur outta luck, you’ve lived ur life now it’s time to cross to the other side
This ain’t a joke anymore. You cross that road see what’s in store
You got magic comin outta ur ass like water into wine the miracle is breakfast
We got sunny side up, soft boiled and poached oh thousands of ways, the rising agent in soufflés
Don’t give you enough respect, now that these eggs they pay the rent she said buck X3 well ur outta luck, we clipped your wings sp you can’t fly - walk to the other side
Were not so different you and I, both denied flight in a world so consumed with greed and lies. Im infested too with too much to do as the day to day of it eats away as the parasites eat at you
With the axe to your throat when pressure builds up and the light crashes down can’t produce and consume….it’s the least I can do as the day o day eats away at me like the parasites eat at you. Oh I’m infested too
Cluck X 3 and ur outta luck, we clipped your wings so you can fly
Walk to the other side.
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What Doth Life Windsor, Vermont
A Windsor, VT based recording collective and label est. 2010. Encouraging our friends and ourselves to put out records and make some noise.
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